Not long after watching the smash hit movie Kung Fu Panda, I got to thinking... Why can't I write a blockbuster like that? After all, I watched a ton of Kung Fu movies as a kid, and they all seemed pretty much the same to me.

But then I realized that I was way too lazy for ...

Bart Simpson's Worst Nightmare:Sideshow Bob Carved From Mexican Turnip

Though it's hard to believe that The Simpsons has been on the air for nearly twenty years, my devotion to the show has not waned. I've been a fan for all of those years, following the ups and downs of this simple yellow family and their community.

And yet, there was one character that always seemed a bit underrated to me. One man who could change the tone of an entire episode with a wink, a nod, and a witty retort.

Gorgeous Gourmands Who Work Miracles With a Chef's Knife

Is it just me, or have the cooking shows gotten a bit sexier lately? Maybe I've been living under a rock, but when I start to see celebrity chefs posing half-naked on the ...

The DIY Wallet Pocket Knife
Welcome to the world of a devoted Minimalist Urbanite Survivalist Technologist Yuppie (MUSTY). And what the heck is a MUSTY?

Well, let's just say that I've spent the better part of a decade in search of the ultimate light-weight urban survival man-purse.

I've spent most of that time searching for an off-the-shelf product that would hold my cards, cash, keys and set of personalized mini-tools. Finally, I decided it did not exist. Inspired by other MUSTYs -- see this guy and this guy -- I began to design and construct my ultimate Pocket Knife Wallet.

It turned out to be quite easy, inexpensive, and the result was very satisfying.

What happens when super-agent 007 gets his hands on the DIY Pocket Knife Wallet? Read on to find out...

A Quantum of Mini-Tools
This was the part Bond enjoyed the most -- feeling the warmth of the evening's first martini (shaken, not stirred), back to the corner, turning his mind to the pursuit of more pleasurable endeavors.

And yet, there were a few points of business to attend to first. Pulling out his handmade, leather slimline pocket-knife wallet, he tucked away the computer virus signature on micro-USB stick into one of the wallet's narrow, secure and snug pockets.

As he opened the wallet, Bond noticed that his razor-sharp mini-knife still had a nick and a spot of blood on it. A swipe with his cocktail napkin and quick touch-up with the file he always carried did the trick and his thoughts returned to the smoky room.

James leaned back, clipping the tip of a vintage cuban cigar with his slimline scissors, as the barmaid arrived at his side. She was attractive no doubt, Bond thought as he sized her up with just a glance. "A bit pedestrian, perhaps, but you never know" he figured as he accepted her offer of a refill.

"Got a pen?" she intoned, her voice full of confidence laced with just a touch of anticipation. Indeed he did -- it fit neatly between the toothpick and tweezers in yet another narrow but functional wallet pocket. He slid it across the table and watched as she took her time scrawling out something on his blood-tinged napkin. Too long for just a phone number, he thought, curiosity piqued. When she finally pushed it back across the table to him, he was intrigued to see if there was more to this barkeep than just a sultry voice and an appreciation of fine Italian leather.

The Maverick - a limited edition pocket knife to honor President John McCain.
OnlyKnives is proud to honor President John McCain -- a true American hero -- by announcing a unique new multi-tool known as The Maverick.

We're very proud of the Maverick and we think President McCain will be too. John McCain has taken strong stances on some of the most important issues of our time. We hope this knife can help our leader and his fellow Republican supporters as they strive to tackle these issues.

Every world leader wishes he had a tool in his toolbox that could assist him in wrestling with thorny issues that come across his desk. As a proud owner of the OnlyKnives Maverick, President McCain will be lucky enough to possess just such a tool.

The Change - a limited edition pocket knife to honor President Barack Obama.
OnlyKnives is proud to honor President Barack Obama -- an inspirational visionary -- by announcing a unique new multi-tool known as The Change.

At OnlyKnives, we're very excited about The Change and we think President Obama will be thrilled to take delivery of his knife. Barack Obama has helped the American People to believe in his vision of change and hope. We can only strive to provide a fraction of that inspiration with this exceptional knife.

A side dish from the Dark Side:Sculpt Jar Jar Binks out of a root vegetable.

Like just about every other kid growing up in the late twentieth century, I could never get enough of Star Wars. So it's no surprise that a grown-up Jedi-wannabe with a knack for the culinary arts would turn to Star Wars food carvings for entertainment.

I admit it, I've got a thing for babes with blades. Something about stunning beauty coupled with impending peril really sharpens my blade.

With that in mind, I've compiled the ultimate list of hot sword fighting movie actresses.

On this list, you'll see......

Shave with a straight razor? What is this, 1850?

I admit I was skeptical the first time I tried it too. But once I saw Johnny Depp wield the infamous blade in Sweeney Todd, I was convinced I needed to give it a shot. And you know what? It didn't take long before I was hooked.

Maybe it was the thrill of cheating death, maybe it was reconnecting with my ancestors, I don't know. But now that I'm a convert and have had a chance to reflect, I've made a list of the top 10 reasons why others should switch to a straight razor too.

Some of these reasons may be tossed aside lightly, I admit. But if at least one of them rings true for you, beware -- straight razor shaving can be quite addictive. Some men have even been known to do it every day!

Many parents wonder... How can I introduce knives to my child safely? This guide will help do exactly that by providing safety guidelines and some everyday examples of those guidelines being put to good use.
Modeling Good Behavior
The first rule in teaching knife safety, of course, is to practice safe knife usage yourself. Note how, in the following video, this Mom is showing her kids, up close and personal, how to properly grip and toss a set of throwing knives.

Choosing kitchen cutlery is one of the most important decisions an avid cook can make. Knives are the among the most useful tools in the kitchen, but the range in quality and price varies greatly from one set to the next. Add shady salespeople and dubious marketing claims to the mix and buying knives can feel a bit like buying a used car.

The good news is that a short list of expert tips can help to educate and ensure that you get the best knives for your budget. These tips will no doubt save you a bundle but, more importantly, will help reveal great knives. If you've never used a razor-sharp and feather-light Japanese Chef's knife, be prepared for a real treat.

After I've laid out these tips, I'll apply them to a set of price ranges and make specific knife recommendations. Of course, choosing knives is a personal decision. You'll want to consider your style of cooking, how often you cook and the tasks you frequently perform. But the recommendations should serve as a good starting point -- they're all great knives and are priced appropriately.