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Grasshopper, You Too Can Write a Hit Kung Fu Movie

Posted by Ken

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Not long after watching the smash hit movie Kung Fu Panda, I got to thinking... Why can't I write a blockbuster like that? After all, I watched a ton of Kung Fu movies as a kid, and they all seemed pretty much the same to me.

But then I realized that I was way too lazy for that. Instead, I decided to focus on helping other people pen their own Kung Fu Masterpieces.

With that in mind, I created the Kung Fu Movie Script Generator you'll see below. In less than five minutes, you'll be reading two fully-written scenes of your next Kung Fu blockbuster.

Just add a battle scene and maybe a slow-moving Chinese mammal or two and you'll be ready to start shooting.

Enjoy the Kung Fu Movie Script Generator, and let me know how it turns out. You can send royalty checks to

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